IRONIC TWIST TO FUNNY & IRONIC, AMAZING, HAPPY & FEEL GOOD STORIES
ABOUT MARCO DI NOIA
Hi, My name's Marco! I live in Sydney, Australia. I began writing stories to relieve boredom. After I wrote a few stories, I realised that they made me laugh. I kept writing and my depression went away. I am happy with the way the stories make me laugh and I hope you enjoy them too.
FUNNY AND IRONIC, AMAZING, HAPPY AND FEEL GOOD STORIES
June 23rd, 2021
Funny And Ironic, Amazing, Happy And Feel Good Stories is Marco Di Noia's first book. It is a mixture of entertaining short stories. Some are funny, some are ironic and some are happy, however all are aimed at making the reader feel good. Marco's stories hope to lift readers moods like they have lifted his. These stories will give the reader something to talk about at a party or gathering to lift people's mood.
CROWDFUNDING CAMPAIGN
Help Marco out by donating to his Crowdfunding Campaign on the My Cause Platform. Marco is hoping to raise enough money to be able to cover the cost of publishing and promoting his book. Please donate to this good cause and purchase as many copies of his wonderful book so that Marco can continue being able to pay his rent.
SUPER HORSE
If there was a horse that could swim faster than he could run, then you could take him to the beach and ride him in the surf.
There was a big horse, who was shiny and black, with a jet-black mane. This horse loved to rescue people and wanted to join the lifeguards.
The life guards wanted his horse as a rescue horse. He could run on the sand yet could swim faster than he could run.
If you were swimming and saw a shark, the shark would never catch you, with the horse of course.
There was a shark, and of course, the horse was not scared for obvious reasons, and the horse ran on the sand and swam out to a boy and rescued him from the shark. He was a super horse. WHAT A HORSE!
SINGLE'S HOLIDAY IN NEW ZEALAND
Marco won a large amount of money on the Melbourne Cup, so he went on a holiday to New Zealand in the summer to get away from the Sydney heatwave. He was hoping to meet a nice lady on the single's holiday tour, and he met a lady with a funny accent. It was a Kiwi accent. She was a ginger-haired and green-eyed lady and Marco thought her accent was funny, especially when she ordered the 'fush and chups.' She thought Marco's stories were hilarious, especially the one about the monkey and told him to write more. They fell in love; she came to Australia and they got married.